Looking for Mr. Invisible
Wonder woman.Can we just say that we love her?!! A woman who openly says that she is someone who relies more on her personality than her looks?? Who admits to NOT being drop dead gorgeous?? Have we found the closest thing to a feminist icon that a Bachelor-type reality show is ever likely to produce?? Well....not if the producers have anything to do with it....What was with those opening car wash shots?? As if Jillian is going to have wash her own new sports car! Please. Yes, she has a cute butt - we get it. Thank you for making sure we know how important that is compared to what she's saying...
But god bless her, she hung on to her feisty individuality and balked at the notion of finding her "husband" with a capital H on that first night, no matter how much the issue was pressed.
Let the games begin.So, there's almost too much to say about this batch of wackos that they got together for her -- between the disgusting fitness model guy who had some nonsensical and unpronounceable nickname and the -- I'm sorry -- ignorant hick who thought that calling her "Hot Tub Harris" referring to her relationship with the Bachelor last season was endearing....AND THEN went on to dismiss the entire city of New York (MY hometown, thank you very much) because of "all the ethnicity." WOW. That guy had me at hello, let me tell ya.
Thank goodness she had the obvious sense to get rid of that guy. WAIT a minute!!! She didn't??? You mean, she kept ignorant hick dude and got rid of perfectly nice John P. and adorable Brooklyn thrift store guy, who was, granted, a little immature, but very sweet! Even Stephen, the nerdy lawyer guy, who never even had the nerve to say a word to her would have been better than THAT guy! Oh, Jillian, WHY??
"Hey, remember when you almost had sex in the hot tub with that other guy? That was hot!"Anyway, I'm happy with her other picks. I liked Jake (pilot guy) Juan (cue the Spanish music guy) and Michael (break dance guy) from the start -- all three are very cute and seem sweet. It's too soon to tell of course....oh, and at least creepy foot fetish guy got the boot. (ha)
One prediction - Sasha is pretty hot, but my radar totally went off when I saw that guy. Something is saying he's no good. That's just my instinct - or bullshit.
So, I'm very happy to be with you all again. Thanks so much for logging on.
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posted by Laura Roemer at
6:54 PM
3 Comments:
Hilarious Laura! Love your blog, but be afraid be very afraid her female intuition is drunk drunk drunk...
Laura are you sure she dumped the foot fetish guy? I got the impression she gave him the last rose, thinking he's sweet. I was thinking "wait until she finds out about his fetish" :) Maybe I'm confusing the guys. Anyway, either he & ABC played her into that scene with her feet in the water, or all of them played us. Come on, that scene seemed so staged!
And that Juan guy I think he just tries to be a Don Juan on the camera with his tentative affectionate face. Will he fool her? I'm afraid so! :))
Marilyn here, I've been out of town and just watched the first episode with my daughter who is 17. It's really interesting watching with her and hearing her perspective. We also think she chose the foot fetish guy. The editing was brilliant, no words necessary, as we both looked at our bare feet and were most grateful we would NEVER attract a guy with a foot fetish, barefoot girls that we are.
On my flight back to CA I read over the shoulder of my seat mate an article about Jen Sheft (sp?) getting married in Chicago. I'm glad she has finally found someone, lord knows she has had some incredible choices. It always amazed me that when she was the bachlorette she hand picked the contestants from their bios...and still didn't end up with anyone from her two seasons. I have to hand it to her for not "settling."
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