The. Most. Dramatic. Blog. Ever.

Not so fast, Gillian.

So...a couple of things. First of all -- I predict Miss Gillian will be the next Bachelorette. Totally! I think she was the most awesome woman on that show - even too cool for Jason - and deserves to find love the way nature intended - on television.

Also, are they EVER going to stop saying that each season's finale is the MOST dramatic in "Bachelor History???" Every year with that same crap!! I mean, granted, with DeAnna coming back, Jason crying on the balcony, and apparently, some kind of major huge announcement at the end, they may not be kidding, but at this point, I just don't trust it, since they've made that claim every damn season. But seriously, DeAnna? You chose the big-nosed snowboarder dude and you broke up with him like a week later -- too bad, honey!! You need to lie in your bed and leave poor Jason alone!! Although, you know the freaking producers of the Bachelor must have paid to have her flown out to New Zealand! That's just not cool.

Ok - last thing. Stop telling us that you're going to re-visit with couples from Bachelor's seasons past when there is literally ONE couple from previous seasons that is still together. (Last I heard, even Byron and Mary hit the skids - correct me if I'm wrong.) And I don't know about ya'll, but Trista and Ryan made me nauseous back when it was their season. I certainly don't need to see any more of them now...although I'm all about seeing past threesomes of seasons past. That's more like it, Bachelor. Now we're talking. And being way more realistic about what your show actually is good at.

Ahhh....reality bliss.