She made me look like an idiot and I loved it.

I just had sex with these two hot women in less than 3 days. Awesome.

Short and sweet one tonight, guys. It was a pretty unsurprising episode. The most exciting moment for me was finding out that they're having a "Women Tell All" special again! Last season they inexplicably didn't have one, and I was afraid they had lost their minds and done away with the whole idea! It's my favorite -- they bring back the girls we don't even remember to give their meaningless opinions, play clips of them all fighting and getting trashed, and then Chris Harrison does his patented hard-nosed investigative interviews with all the heart-broken ladies. Can't wait to hear what Hillary has to say for herself. Maybe she's still crying? I know, I know - it's not funny - but I think she has to feel pretty stupid by now, realizing she hardly knew the guy and she acted like someone died.


So pretty! (lose the freakin' hoops)

Okay, so it was overnight date time. This time around they decided to have all three dates in the same location, which was a little too close for comfort if you ask me. What, were they trying to save money? I mean, Brad didn't even have a day off in-between the dates!! I couldn't believe it when Brad started talking about LAST NIGHT with Jenni while he was waiting for Bettina to arrive that morning. That's just gross! I mean, you know they had sex and so, then they wake up, have breakfast, and he's off to f*** someone else??? No ma'am. At least give them a courtesy day off! And, I'm sorry, but I swear that the suites he took Jenni and Bettina to were the same ones. DeAnna's looked totally different, but I don't know -- how many fantasy suites can one hotel have? Yuck.


But I don't understand! We kissed!

Anyway, we all knew that Jenni and DeAnna were going to be the top two. I was surprised that Bettina was so surprised! She tried to play down the whole debacle with her parents, making it seem like they were just worried he didn't really have feelings for her, but that was total crap. They thought he was a low-class bartender or something and they were downright rude. And, SHE was still completely closed, reserved and distant. Maybe she thought she was being all open and emotionally available, but she really wasn't. Intimacy issues anyone?


Bad dress. Good match.

Ok, so prediction time. Here's my thing. This is hardly a slam dunk so it's exciting. And I like both girls -- well, let's just say I don't hate either of them -- so that also makes it harder. I have a slight preference for DeAnna because of her spunk and the way she carries herself. But Jenni is cute as a button too and seems genuine and sweet. And there were moments on both dates that I thought seemed forced and awkward. I'm not sure there is perfect ease and chemistry with either girl. Especially with DeAnna, things didn't seem like they were always flowing naturally. But with Jenni too, they sometimes still seemed like they were on a first date. But I thought it was very telling that he referred to DeAnna as a soulmate, and something about the way he talked about her seemed like he felt something stronger for her. Also, even in the midst of the huge tension of the rose ceremony, he told DeAnna she looked amazing when he handed her the rose. Now I could get crazy psychological and guess that he's saying that to her in order to overcompensate for knowing he's going to eventually let her go....but that might just be me looking a little too deep. (certainly too deep for this show).

So I will go with what's on the surface and give a slight edge to DeAnna, partly because I like her better, and partly because those two just seem a little bit more right. Maybe it's the accents. Besides, Jenni won't stop wearing those hoop earrings, and it's starting to bug me.